May 2012
extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses.
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.
Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line...
edfreemaybe:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425 Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5 Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5 Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000 Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117 Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5 Denny Segal: 1,059,560 Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450 Kathy Greenwood: 59,810 Stephen Colbert: 12,000 Kathy Griffin: 5,000 Ian Gomez: 4,000 Jeff Davis: 3,300 Josie Lawrence: 3000 Whoopi Goldberg: 2,500 Patrick Bristow:...
tumblrvengers
amateurcatalyst:
thundergoddess:
tony: tumblr famous ~~~offensive blogger~~~
steve: social justice “LISTEN HERE CUMSLUT, DIE CIS SCUM” blogger
thor: meme blogger, always posts rage comics and stuff from 9gag and reddit
bruce: OPINIONATED BLOGGER, posts 5-paragraph-long rants about tony
natasha: feminist blogger, makes fun of “gurl gamers” and stuff
clint: fandom blogger, posts about tv...
toastycadenza:
brendonross:
The beginning of I...
Have to get up pretty early for the "extra"...
Laters Tumblr.
See you in the AM.. or PM.. Depends..
Will I ever be able too think about September...
I found my diary today..
‘Cause I stopped writing in it because it made me cry.
Apparently reading it also makes me cry.
So I welcome back the lump in my throat.
Long time, no see… my friend.
I am trying to work my way through this..
But I don’t really think I am going anywhere..
I may not talk about it anymore.. But I still think about it every single day.
Suits. June 14th.
I just.. Cannot contain the excitement!
churchofcheesus:
my headphones have reached that stage where you have to hold them off the empire state building at a 39.5 degree angle and chant an african prayer for both sides to work
Went 9 km on my bike..
I am really bad at exercising.. But riding my bike?
That I can do.
poppy-lockstockings:
mad-man-with-a-scarf:
That awkward moment when you get shot by your wife
In front of your wife
Who then proceeds to try… and kill… your wife?
WELCOME TO DOCTOR WHO ENJOY YOUR STAY
the way I type on tumblr: omfdgd lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't evEN WITH THESE FEELS MAN
the way I write for class: under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.
3 tags
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be swag
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
“Even my sister was rooting for Benedict”
– Dominic West (via the-eleventh-blog)
jamjalex:
i’m allowed to say your music taste is shit but youre not allowed to say mine is sorry thats the way life works sorry
The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a...